I signed for a package last week. The delivery guy said, "DiCamillo?" I said, "Yes." "Wait," he said. "Did you write Because of Winn-Dixie?" "I did." "Oh, wow," he said. "My third grade teacher read that book to us. I'll never forget it." And then he smiled at me-this

this is what happens at the supermarket. So watch out.😂😭💀☠️

me on my way to work because i'm not smart enough to scam people, too shy to dance on Tiktok, too old for a sugar mummy and too stupid for crypto.

Me during an exam when the correct answer is option A but l've already chosen option A three times in a row.

i always thought i was a forever alone kind of guy, even though i had been in love with this girl for like a year and a half (in the friend zone, of course). her douchebag boyfriend dumped her in november and of course i was there to comfort her. then i somehow convinced her to

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

getting cheated on really changes you as a person

When a nigga say "find me a girlfriend" he talking bout you😂 Y'all females slow!😭

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card. 😭

Me giving away all my info to chatGPT when i have any minor issue

the purest form of love is to pray for someone without them knowing.

Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I'm genderfluid btw) and he said"Today's a Son day huh?" And I was like "yeah" And he was like "huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday"And I just laughed for like 5 minutes, Diversity only makes dads

m explaining to a customer that if they come back tomorrow every problem they have will be solved(I'm off tomorrow)

me looking at my mom when my family asks me about something I only told her

POV: when you're about to answer, but the teacher picks someone else who says your answer And it's wrong