That’s because you refuse to listen to a word I say.

When have I not?

It’s more than mildly true and you know it. The offer still stands, but only if you’re going to take it seriously.

Tell me with a straight face that you didn’t deserve it.

You’re pretty reckless in general, I don’t think I need to remind you of the specifics.

Look, we all need some sense beat into us on occasion. You just need it a little more than everyone else.

Oh, I can handle you, there’s no questioning that.

Suddenly I don’t want to go back to D.C.

I said DON’T want to go, dummy.

I also get that from Mama Rhodes.

Why didn’t you say something? I would’ve put you to bed hours ago.

She’ll be fine with the flowers.

You can bug me when you’re not delirious from sleep deprivation.

For the love of god, she doesn’t need a Lamborghini.

Don’t make me toss you over my shoulder and carry you to bed. You’re a grown man.

Don’t you dare call her at this hour, it’s past her bedtime.

Hasn’t he learned to keep his hands to himself?

Sorry, got lost in the desert for a bit. Miss me?

|| it’s been a minute, but with the status of twitter up in the air, you can also find me on discord (i.d: trisarahtops#7498) (p.s. i also exist in other parts of the social media sphere, but you gotta message me for those deets if you want them)

|| just popping in to say hello to everyone before probably disappearing once again into the ether 👋🏼