Me in secondary school whenever I needed more words in my essay

This pen was equivalent to having an iPhone 17 back in the day 😂

Them bill false r@pe accuser 15 million naira she start to Dey play emotional manipulation game. You want to jump off a bridge as how? Who will them pay the 15 million naira ? Women can be very funny sometimes

investments in clothes can never go wrong

People always think simping is only about money; you giving money to women who don’t deserve it or rate you. But NO, If you are spending your time and energy on someone that doesn’t rate you, applying pressure where you’re not wanted, you’re a fvcking simp.

communication is never hard for someone who wants you

Modern dating feels more transactional than emotional

My ex don upgrade from POS to OS because of iOS

I will never accept the propaganda that someone is too busy to text back lol like nah

I just dig one tweet from Temi Otedola page now Make money for Lawyer complete before i post

i have seen signs, i’ve seen wonders, e remain $1m

Once a girl gets comfortable with you, and start displaying her childishness, you will start wondering if that was the merlin you were nervous to approach.

The age i de turn this year dey too serious, Jesus omo!!

I prayed for days like this when nobody believed. Now I pray to be able to use it without crashing like Jeff

how the alphabet S, T & I felt knowing they could easily be transferred between subjects

from a young age i always knew i was never gonna give a fck

No. You can’t hate women, and you shouldn’t. Twitter just makes you see them for who they are after you’ve naively put them on pedestal.

No wonder

I’m ❌ I am ✅