Life is so unserious. One minute you’re praying for certain things, years later you have them and don’t even notice. You just keep wishing for more. Desire never really stops — that’s why gratitude matters.

Manchester United Sack Amorim again!!!!!!!

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

there’s people who’ll tell you it’s boring & slow, it’s important you don’t listen to them

when a nigga tell her happy birthday online and she reply "thank you"

“ Seems you are busy these days “ This year resemble play for your eyes ??

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

things that scare me: employment unemployment getting married never getting married having kids never having kids falling in love never falling in love again

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever scrolled Twitter after your favourite wins the match?

I just dey retweet dey smile man 😭

Megged Rice before assisting the winner

‘In that position I just have to smash it” ❤️😅

Due to the current inflation, I love you now way more than before.

🤣😭

I feel so seen

When you finally get the prestigious investment banking role and realize you now have to work investment banking hours

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You’re teasing me hm

Good read

Sounds like research to me