well shit… that’s my trials and yep…. those are my tribulations…. but whose monkeys are they… and why am I in a circus

"So they put a jack o lantern outside their house?" Yeah, something like that.

I can't decide if I want music or silence or youtube or death

GO TURN THESE OFF!!!!!!!!

biphobia archive Me when I'm in a "Degrading woman because of their sexual partners, but woke" competition and my rival is a chronically online radical lesbian

Really weird everyone is putting 6 and 7 together again knowing their history. 6 must be fucking terrified. 😑🖕 You all disgust me

Sorry I shouldn’t diagnose you but you’re Bananas I fear!!!!!!!

hmm the idea that having sex makes women disgusting and dirty... the idea that a woman can be irreversibly damaged because a man touched her....

when your nose is stuffed so you have to kill yourself

can't crank my hog at my desk no more so i would rather die

Cacs reze has a cuter face and cuter boyfriend so she wins anything ever

“It’s so expensive to be alive” is such a harrowing statement bc it shouldn’t be like this at all man

genuinely think about this post so often

asking a mf with something cool where they got it & they respond with anything like shein, temu, Amazon, or dollskill or whatever. I explode. one day I'll be the worthless person by asking where they got smthing cool & they say they made it and suddenly I'm the capitalists fool

everytime I poke fun at the type of online novels my friend reads I'm instantly humbled with the memory of a conversation concerning my enjoyment of found family novels I had with my therapist once