"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

in honor of spooktober, let me remind you of this banger. shit goes hard AND reminds me of childhood nightmares youtube.com/watch?v=JnOeIF…

just gonna run out for a pack of smokes brb

Twitter really feels like your favorite game's servers shutting down

hey what's going on y'all?

before I dive into full shitposting mode, I just wanna thank Twitter for my career through industry connections, backchannels, brand building, and pushing Scala. I'm going to miss my favorite social media app.

i will endeavor for my last post to be a dril retweet. x.com/dril/status/90…

i can't even get a full archive of my tweets rn. all my shitposts gone

it is time for forgiveness. time to go unmute everyone i found merely mildly annoying on twitter

if we're airing grievances rn i just wanna say i'm still mad about what happened to Vine

find me at @[email protected] mas.to/@oacgnol

how do i get cowboy paint off a dog .

who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

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