#badfeets

once again

raining in houston, timeless record

girl put a muzzle on it all that barking over dinner

don’t know how to explain it but this might be the gayest tweet I’ve seen all year

packed u up

it be the finest woman u ever seen n then bam quarter inch tooth gap right in the front

physique inflation is crazy cause I remember growing up thinking this nigga was brolic as hell this is the average 17 year old gym goer now

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oh brother

minute I get rid of this tiny bit of self doubt I am going to conquer the world

feel so energized and confident legit have like 2 years of self-work/development to do and then it’s millions

gonna make it bros

filler will be looked at the same as the sperm eyebrows of the 2000s or blocky ombré ones of the 2010s will be embarrassing in hindsight I think

date tomorrow w a pretty girl but the chemistry via text has been horrific tempted to pull the plug but we’re going to a spot I’ve been craving for a while so will see it through update to come

alright not awful fun girl just a few odd mannerisms lol willing to bet it’s ADHD or some other neurodivergence

lmao only one dork here and I’m afraid it’s you

biker shorts are a top 3 invention of all time. up there with electricity if u ask me.

need to reread 48 laws I am too candid and kind natured for my own good