Me: Alright, let’s get down to beesiness! Boss: don’t you mean business? Me: um *suitcase audibly buzzing*

I know there's people out there who have watched more scooby-doo than me, I'm just saying I've never met them.

These guys aren't gonna believe which country Chernobyl was in

I love how british shows will have shows that run for over a decade and have 9 seasons and it's like 20 episodes total

I haven't tweeted about women in 3 years (I don't really tweet)

#2023年自分が選ぶ今年上半期の4枚 全然作れて無いな〜😅 #GSX1100 #RC30 #マラサイ #アイバー #Q太郎

Every couple of months I go back to my something awful bookmarks like "I miss reading about this stuff" and then after like 2 days I remember why I left. I hate goons so god damn much.

the airbnb collapse is so awesome and i hope every property owner has to sell at a gutwrenching loss to someone who might actually live in the fuckin place

Cameos in 80's sport anime be like:

Rev up those printers and start putting no straights allowed at the gay clubs

I hate when my phone corrects em to ‘em. Tryna make me look like a fucking nerd

i gotta delete this app

I need as many people to see this as possible

I Log into twitter once a month to retweet a reposted tiktok, and then I just go back to tiktok.

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