Happy 4th of July Kings. I’m dying (have a cold) please have a drink for me

Good Morning Kings. It’s my birthday.

Taking a birthday shit rn (right now)

X Staff seeing Grok participating in N word towers

My mental illness made me not so cool not so swag

Never killed a mountain lion but I’ve chocked a cougar

Taking a shit rn (right now)

“How did you know I was Somalian?”

can’t stop gooning to anime girl grok

Scientists hate me because with 1 simple trick I can stop a woman’s period for 9 months

When you know there’s something weird about Pedro Pascal but you just can’t prove it yet

HVAC Barclay Not a foot guy at all but those are some of the most ideal feet I’ve ever seen. They remind me of Isabelle Corey’s in 1956’s Bob le Flambeur. Again not a foot guy just an admirer of beauty.

I don’t even know what I did

Big and greedy whore

Love when the store bathroom has good cell service

It’s not over still the fat whore sings

Good Morning Kings

You never truly stop playing RuneScape you just take really long breaks

I hate vacuuming but hand me one of these and I’ll be at it for hours