Greetings, employees. We are cooking up something extra special, but it requires a little more time, so please be patient. No new episode today, but something big and exciting is coming. Stay tuned!

WHO'S THIS?! Cursed and vowing to stamp out evil, HECTOR REEVES is the first of our Thirsty Crew! If there's anything aside from Vengeance that this Meteor Hammer-wielding Paladin is thirsty for, it's definitely a... "Thirst for Adventure!!" Stay tuned for more info!!

WHO'S THIS LIL GUY?! Tiny Tony is next in our Thirsty Crew! This miniscule mage claims to have inherited his magical prowess from a proud lineage of red dragons! All that heat definitely makes this Kobold... "Thirst for Adventure!!" STAY TUNED FOR MORE NEWS IN THE COMING WEEK!

Mega Colossus, the band who wrote our theme song, and their fans were ripped off by their European Label, and now the band wants to make things right with their fans. Donate to their fund to refund the fans! 🤘 gofundme.com/f/mega-colossu…

NPC inc. Employees: The maintenance in the Warehouse following the incident involving the Yellow Team Lead early Friday morning is complete. Prepare to return to the Warehouse next Wednesday, 6/14. Hot dogs and condiments provided for a small fee. One soft drink per employee.

It feels like it's taken a month to get here, but it's finally lunch time for The Green Team! Something's weird about "Uncle," and he still has to tell The Crushed Skulls about the concert! Is it us, or this Friday getting... kinda freaky? Tune in to find out in...

These "brave, new internet waves" are starting to have a bit of an effect on our correspondent, the cryptic ZO. They have begun down a dangerous road: TIME THEFT. Also, the management team makes a strange pick for monthly recognition. Subscribe for more! npcinc.substack.com/p/we-are-so-ba…

It’s Friday night and the Green Team is pulling together to help The Crushed Skulls impress a pop crowd with their punk music (and sparkly cat hats)! Get ready for dancing, pyrotechnics, and lesson on how to play the bass in this exciting ep! Tune in wherever you get podcasts

Good news, employees! NPC Inc’s main story is back from hiatus! Catch new episodes every other Wednesday and follow up on any you missed wherever you get podcasts. Sorry we haven’t been posting a lot, the old intern was replaced with an Ai that learned to hate posting on X