Ain’t a place in this town I ain’t fkd

Girls just use me to find out if they can squirt then they leave

I wanna have sex before the date and after the date (maybe on the date)

I had a dream my plug died I woke up crying I love that lil nigga

Weddings are cringe 😬

You guys are quick to talk about bluffs e bm Jaidyn Alexis but don’t acknowledge the fact that she has: 1.Secured herself a husband 2. Is now a home owner 3. Has a record deal Half of you talking shit haven’t even secured the first one

In Mexico I just show up to any restaurant and tell them I made a reservation and make a scene until they give me a table even tho I never did

I be actin all hard like idc but I be jealous asf about you guys with a family

People watch unplugged cause it’s cool we watch it because that’s what was on TV when we were kids. Our parents were troubled

I live right down town so when girls are with their man and they pass my apartment they could just think about me as they pass by

Bang bang autistic gang

Tbh idgaf who’s going to the superbowl

Dumbbicheskeepdumbbiches single 🤷🏼‍♂️

You can’t be a Democrat and believe in God

I’d rather a girl be a little scared of me and respect me then to be disrespectful towards me

Short term goal: get me a 6 then get her a bbl

What’s for me gonna always be for me. tf your lil boyfriend gonna do

My son gonna be mad when I name that nigga Anakin Skywalker

I’ll rather people think I’m a dick but respect me then think I’m nice and do whatever they want

I don’t ever wanna play no fucking Christmas games EVER!!!!