Is a Rob Quiney 9 better or worse that a Rory Burns 9? #SLvENG

The Sri Lankan national anthem - if it had another verse it would require the game to have a reserve day. #CWC19 #AUSvSL

3 off 9 at the end of an ODI. To answer your question, yes, he does have photos of the coach. #CWC19 #AUSvSL

S.Marsh out for 3 off 9. Carey not out 3 off 2. Not hard. #CWC19 #AUSvSL

After seeing Australia penalised for running on the pitch in the last Test it was nice to see Rohit jog down the centre of the pitch after the first ball. No penalty. #INDvsAUS

Stanlake to be returned to the Big Bash to work on his batting. #AUSvPAK

Moi hears Australian cricketers may go on strike. #comeback

Appointing one as a fielding coach? Rather!

First point of order as the new Australian fielding coach - Improving the standards of 'Niiiiice Gary' from the close-in players.

So Peter Siddle failed in his audition to be Australia's Test number three? #SheffieldShield

Revolving door behind the stumps since one retired. Comeback? #ashes

Mark Renshaw? Tubby forgets quickly. #Ashes

Have to ask why Handscomb took that to his right without Paine moving. #keeperscatch #ashes

The female Ok Google voice understands what a doosra is? One is in love. #Ashes

Meanwhile in Adelaide... #Ashes

One expects Marsh to raise the bat should he reach double figures. #Ashes

The look one has when you realise that 35 years ago, you should have settled for a wristy #ashes

Stoneman registers eighteen runs and one 'Watson' review. #Ashes

Even Watto wouldn't have...nah, yeah he would have. #Ashes

Welcome back to Eden Park where Kane Williamson has just taken a first innings lead over England. #NZvsENG