Cracks clones And chicken bones Who ya who ya Stolen thrones And hacking phones Who ha who Razor blades And handgranades

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Easy like Tuesday!

Me: Are you pooping? My two year old in the corner: NO!

I think I love her

Mr. T’s comedian daughter sharing her personal wrestling experience with Hulk and Piper at WrestleMania is a story you need to hear. 😂

How have I only just discovered this 10/10 SNL sketch? 🍕

Saw an old friend haven’t seen in over twenty years, picked up his old laptop to try some data recovery for him, I kind of stopped doing tech work, but I’m coming out of retirement for Mike. It was short and awkward I hope we sit and have a couple beers, next time, when I drop

Obama's LinkedIn page now has Trump on it after the WH changed its profile picture

🚨#BREAKING: A Maryland grandfather unknowingly bought two identical Powerball Double Play tickets and ended up winning two $500,000 prizes in the same drawing

Wonder if Mikes husband in Greenwich is saying which is green lemon or lime?

Bumble bee queen's mate getting wrapped by a spider

#NewProfilePic

A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus

In the opposite direction there is stole stealing on XBox, there was a Kia (key a) soul, then they were talking about a cube, then cube was a player in the next game.

Obviously old friends make contact and I don’t say, my life is miserable I’ve tried to die, it only gets worse. I’m not sure why, I guess I don’t want to be a burden, but maybe I’m an npc that’s can’t wake sleepers or maybe I’m trying not to kill ingnorant bliss, but they don’t