rediscovering that the only way i can do this job i hate is with a lil sativa

my boss is just SUCH an ass but for WHY

i have a crush omg ew

~Expert at "making love" haha~ Direct quote from a dating profile I just saw - he/him things 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

I've visited the bathroom of each gender at the Vogue Theatre tonight and they all absolutely reek of piss

this conversation with my coordinator is making me want to stab my fucking eyes out heheeeee wow she's dumb and i don't say that lightly

honestly i'm kind of down for the little cold snap we're having. i'm not prepared for the inevitable heat.

My kink is when the JJ BEAN raspberry oat muffin is still warm

Grateful I'm getting my period but do the cramps have to be THIS wild??? 😪

i bit my cheek and i'm pissed about it

Bunnies don't have job interviews!

i just wanted to say to someone who inquired about job openings "you're a nice girl, you don't want to work here"

Crying about my crush while I sext 3 other guys 😅🥲🫠

i think i'm gonna delete this app. i can' with the X. i can't with the shitty feed. it's annoying as hell and not fun anymore.

I wonder how many times I'm gonna have to tell my friends and family I don't drink until they stop asking me about drinking 😅🤔 going on 8 months...

I'm a blue sky bitch now 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻🩵