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Advice from mycelium: -Share what you have. Give and accept. -Look out for your community. -Love the dirt. -Make friends with trees. -Learn to communicate with others. -Embrace hiding under leaves as well as standing tall.

what's the Mitch Hedberg line living rent free in your head?

does a bbl make your farts louder I am asking for a friend

my sun sign is pizza my moon sign is boobs and my rising is a honey lavender oat milk latte

What is this witchcraft. Who knew there's magic in a sleep mask

My inability to nap has been seriously fucking with my go-hard-3-concerts-in-a row-throwdown energy. The dancefloor sets me on fire, but getting there has been knuckle dragging

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Wow and I thought receiving "I have a date, but let me see if I can blow her off" 5 mins before I was leaving the house for said date, was the worst.

If I ever get invited to the #MetGala I would replicate one of my past iconic looks…

Doja Cat understood the assignment #MetGala2022 #MetGala

Roe v. Wade is based on the 'right to privacy.' If the majority opinion by SCOTUS suggests that the constitution does not protect the right to privacy... that affects a WHOLE lot of other decisions. Buckle up - this is the beginning of a lot of potential ugliness. A thread.

This thread 🙏

Know when to give up and have a margarita.

He uses it to hold his... chapstick #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZML7CCNUb/?k=1

I'm just going to pick up some snacks has become "Mon Cherie, sit tight, while I nab a lil cauliflower crust for us tonight"

You're right. She's a superhero for bisexuals! polygon.com/comics/2016/9/…

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