ذي صورة جدي الله يرحمو كان أفضل مهندس في مصر 🕯

This happened to me at a cinema

why does gaming in 2026 feel like a productive hobby

The media will call you antisemitic for protesting against this

Me trying to flirt with the artsy girl at work Me: hey did you see the new banksy thing She: uh you’re such a disgusting normie, HR! HR! HR! 😡🤬👿😤😷 Me: do you read locke’s second treatise of government? She: oh my gaaaaaawwwsssh, come hereeeeeeeree 🤗😍🤭

I love washing the dishes on methylphenidate

Comedy is so back

Ball knowers understand that this is far more realistic than the Salafia-inspired caliphate state.

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.” CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.”

I’m still waiting to die from my triple Covid vaccine. Why am I not dead when I’m #vaxxed

Please Iran strike that cruise ship now

Astroturfing your own teams chat comments by liking your own chat to boost the ijbol rate

Wait

The trick is to go on a Friday. No one goes Friday, the office is empty and you can leave early.

Hold on