New tag line? “Food? Put it in my mouth” #borisspeak

When Baklava Pumpkin Pie is back at Mastiha Bakery! mastihabakery.com/collections/ba… #nomnom #dcfoodie #gayfoodie

Attention Starfleet! Our first duty is to the truth. Let's make sure that applies to the November 8 midterm. We are recruiting right now for missions including: - Poll Worker - Outreach Specialist - Morale Officer - And more! Learn more and sign up at trekthe.vote

My puppy joined me in a user research session. He was too distracted and failed to take any notes. #cutedog #uxdesign #ux

“When in doubt, put it in your mouth” #borisspeak

Vote, people’s rights depend on it! #VoteBlueToProtectYourRights #VoteDemocrat #VoteBlue

Thank you #Maryland for not making this even close! Congrats Wes Moore YAY #Vote

If Twitter goes down, how will I keep in touch with Fanta

I just screen-grabbed all the famous people who follow me. For proof, of course. Surprised so many journalists followed me. It must be my news-breaking food pics and #borisspeak lousy grammar and spelling #TwitterDown

Seeing as Twitter is a bit bleak today, who’d like some swag? - Figma logo hat - Two pairs of white socks - One pair of black cursor socks - Limited edition stickers, NASA style I’ll post anywhere in the world 🌎 To enter, retweet this (sorry, it’s the easiest way to track!)

Am I the force?

.ieggyou makes waking up a little easier washingtonian.com/2023/02/28/dcs…

The DC Center for the LGBT Community invites you to celebrate with some cocktails and toast the new LGBTQ Community Center with a special night at our Spring Cocktail Celebration in the Dupont Underground event gallery.  Tickets: reel-affirmations.ticketleap.com/spring-cocktai…

Are you in the DMV area, at least age 18, LGBTQ+, and have a true story from your life to share? Pitch your idea to Story District for #outspoken13 by March 26th to be chosen to develop it and tell your story on June 13th! No experience is required. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ storydistrict.org/tickets/outspo…

Happy Pride Month! If you're looking to support an LGBTQ+ owned business, here is a link to restaurants that a food blogger from NOM NOM Boris 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 created to highlight different LGBTQ+ owned businesses in the DMV! nomnomboris.com/celebrating-pr…

why do I have to work 8 hours straight instead of 8 hours gay?

The Council led by Councilmember Kristin Mink presents a proclamation to the Drag Story Hour DMV chapter in recognition of their work providing diverse, accessible, inclusive family programming by promoting literacy and exemplifying the joy of embracing our own and others’ authentic selves.

It’s been a while nomsters, if you want to see my tasty spam, then join me at Blue Sky bsky.app/profile/nomnom…