Do let my beautiful face and enormous boobs distract you from the fact I'm wanted for 47 crimes.

What can I say? I like the dramatic style! Also. Pretty much every part of it can be used as a weapon if needed be.

Ah yeah, might leave your throat a little sore but eh, you do it enough times and it doesn't happen anymore. Oh, you were talking about the spells? Ah. Yes, there might be one or two side effects, but they go away... Usually.

Do you bathe in your clothes?

Scary beast!

Well, why don't you use your pretty mouth for something other than speaking then?

Eh, sounds a lot like the cars I've had before.

😏.

No but I've owned a few that exploded out of nowhere!

*Vaguely sexual hand gestures.*

— You need training for that? Leaning on the doorway as if she didn't just break into his house. Again. — Hey, buddy. I need your bathtub and some gasoline. Also, I ate the pizza on the fridge.

That sounds like me~

Oh, my hero! (Totally using that as an excuse to throw herself into his arms.)

Rolling her eyes and taking a bite of the pizza in her hands. — It's not illegal and come on, we're friends, right? Rules are bo-ring and do you think I wear hoodies? Or, even worse, hoodies that smell like sweaty antiheroes? She raised an eyebrow. — Who fucked you up?

She nods, kissing his face. "You're very strong. Aren't ya?"

"When we fucked? Yeah. I meqn, it nevwr happened before so I reckon it must be something to do with me loving you and you loving me. I'm just surprised you didn't notice the red, glowing mark on my lower abdomen when I was riding you for the fifth time that night."

DO YOU WANNA MARRY ME

They deserved it

Your real name is not Wraith?