Live your life, swing your legs and stretch however you want. #Caturday

Uh Uh ok Not to alarm anyone but I do not know how my head got here.

Don’t want to brag but I look cute today. #Caturday

How can you tell me to move? Look how cute I am, human. #Caturday

Excuse me? I AM the gift 🎁

I scammed my humans into giving me two breakfasts today. I am unrepentant. I would go for a third if I could. May you all have a two-breakfast kind of day.

Someone left the lid of my treat tin JUST A LITTLE LOOSE and Reader, that was all I needed. Unfortunately I was caught before I was able to inhale too many treats but I did my very best, and let me tell you: in that sliver of time, I LIVED.

I am Exhausted

What’s the matter human do you need me to fix Twitter for you

Hey Twitter friends, I’ve been under the weather and losing weight (for the first time in my life). Not sure what will happen, but this shows I’ve been right all along—when you can have a treat, have that treat, and when humans tell you don’t walk on tables, walk on that table.

Last night I curled up on the comfy chair with a blanket while E kept vigil on the floor. Around midnight I hopped down, kissed her face, and stole her blanket. Hey, I’m gunna be me until the end!

I’m a fighter to the last, but this afternoon I’ll be transitioning into what comes next. My humans keep saying how lucky they are to have me—and they are correct, I’m the best thing that ever happened to them. Someone had to keep them in line!

Thank you, friends. Nose taps to you all. It's been a lot of fun tweeting with you. Please enjoy a treat today in my honor, and keep fighting the good fight!

E, will you hurry up? WE GOTTA MAKE GOOD TIME.

Vet: Looks like Nike isn't overweight! So go ahead and give her trea-- Vet: Wait. Vet: She's not entirely on the scale. Me: So close.

Come on, E, it's #caturday! Time to play!