I just had a shower that was so hot ,I came out looking like Frank from Hellraiser! I also appreciate that probably only about 4 people know what I'm on about without googling it!

So addictive. I was trying to save it all for the flight to Mexico, but I can't stop watching it! 6 episodes left! #thepitt

Hi! I'm in Uruguay and listening to the new Paradise Lost album. If you want a free copy when it's released, don't reply.

Great show in Buenos Aires. Thanks to all who gave up their time to see us! Schedule has been crazy the last 2 weeks, largely due to unforseen fuck ups, but we seem to be approaching an actual day of staticity. How novel! Onwards to Santiago! 🍻

We brought the British weather with us for tonights debut show in Costa Rica! 🇨🇷 who's coming down?

Pretty surreal experience watching Trouble playing the classics! Such an inspirational band when we started out, and they still sound awesome live! #Montreal Paradise Lost

18 shows, 18 flights, I wonder if it's day or night!

Not sure I'll bother, not keen on multiplayer games. I want to fight and die alone! #NIGHTREIGN

Rehersals for the upcoming King Diamond tour begin today! First show- 07/06 @ Berlin Columbiahalle. Paradise Lost showtime- 19.45pm. Hope to see ya there!

I love old #Metallica. Nothing comes close!

In Manchester! Home of The Smiths, Joy Division, Oasis, and The Stone Roses. It's also a place where people call each other "nobhead" on a regular basis!

I enjoyed London, but now I'm on the M1 heading for Luton Airport.

Does anyone know what time Slayer are on in Cardiff tonight?

Better than Paranoid. Fight me! youtu.be/2QQTHWf5xxQ?si…

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EVtZZ1…. The video is NOT AI. The actors are all local characters (drunks!) from Halifax, and the moth was hired from a pet shop in West Bowling, Bradford.

Death is just a heartbeat away!

Question is, has the hot weather caused my tire pressure light to come on, or have I got a slow puncture?

Lame.Still laughed.

The end of an era. RIP Ozzy x #ozzyosbourne