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nah but I knew a guy who toured with them in Japan back in the 90s and rivers was openly a fan of their age of consent laws

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it sounds silly, but if you’ve ever heard a server who works in a non-pooled restaurant talk about tip pooling, you’d absolutely get it

lol Peterson getting lit up by the “npcs don’t understand hypotheticals” crowd

goddamn, nick land was more dignified when he went on a meth bender and went full ccp

I feel like we should get to see who he cheated on her with though

Every man wanted to be him, every woman to be with him. That was Sweetums

having cooked up and down the east coast, kitchen people also call it that

The Larry Sanders show is forgotten. We wouldn’t have Curb or 30 Rock or even the Office without it, but I think it’s a blind spot for millennials still. I will fix this.

please take a moment and watch this lmfao

I heard espresso so much at work last summer that I started having dreams I was trying to grill swordfish for Sabrina carpenter and kept fucking up the sear and then punched my dad, so I’d prefer if we didn’t have that again

not sound like a gen x-er but

*through tears* 🎶cryin’ in bed/I just sucked Brian Wilson’s dick🎶

these chromosome suckers would fillet their own babies if they read a Jonathan swift article

is that first one even sexual? it just looks like she’s having someone hold her hair back while she pukes

lukewarm take and also wrong

revisiting some old conversations with a woman I matched with with on hinge back in 2020

ITS CALLED BEING WELL-ROUNDED

throwback to when I went with my friends to a gay DIY spot in ridgewood and I started wandering towards a room where I thought drugs were, only to be stopped by my best friend who just said “they’re all fucking”

Huh. I was not expecting this to be the angle of the Springsteen biopic: