2019 whatsapp: Mark as read 2021 whatsapp: Mark has read

If somebody asks you to turn on the camera during a zoom call, for sure they are dressed well or have taken a bath!

It’s not fun if only you’re having fun!

Trends about trends should be trending! lnkd.in/edyaugy

If it’s unpaid, it’s not an ‘opportunity’

Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”

I’m in my “did you really say that?“ phase of life.

Can you finish this urgent assignment? Oh, today’s is Sunday. Oh. You can send it Monday morning then! Have a great weekend :)

boss: teamwork is very important workers: [bunks work together] boss: not like that

i be lying in bed all day but if someone asks me “wyd?” ‘really busy with calls and work, wbu?’ 😭

9.00 am: you need to get this assignment done asap! 9.05 am: is it done?

I don’t know who needs to hear this but like my tweets pls

‘I made a playlist for you’ is the new ‘I like you’

I’m tweeting for nobody, I am nobody

I’m suffering from Stockholm syndrome! Now that I have Spotify premium I still miss those annoying ads.

When I’m on my phone, I can’t hear a thing you say. Ping me instead maybe?

I am like Cowin slots, you should get it but you don’t

(me, still mood off) sorry my mood was off the other day