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I’m kind of a big deal #NHLTradeDeadline

HOLY SANTA CLAUSE SHIT

How Canadians play real beer pong #AlchoHockey

For you Americans, fuck ObamaCare.. Just drink Scotch.

Bieber at the Toronto game that mother fucker can exit the building any time now

Drinking scotch to keep me warm at this beautiful winter classic & oh yeah I forgot it's 2014

I’d love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.

For all the hockey players who didn't make their country's Olympic team, atleast you get a break to fuck your bitches/wives #fuckit

It's a daily routine for me #scotchplease

Excuse me ma'am is your cup size Stanley?

Bitches like stiches Not soccer players wearing tampons #Truth #ScotchPlease

I quit smoking, drinking, hockey & sex it was the worse 15 minutes of my life.

Holy fuck you men are getting softer and softer, just take her to a god damn hockey game and quit bitching

Hey broncos why don't you call up bobby bouche #scotchplease

Never get laid before a game.. That shit can wait till after, hockey cums first and you cum last #scotchanyone

I started drinking beer and playing hockey ever since age 0

Chilling with Danny Heatley in my BMW, popping molly and watching highlights of sumo wrestling.

Selling this account. Fav if interested.

Yeah sorry guys, just woke up from my hangover, kayne west is in debt and Maple Leafs still haven't won the cup, time to get drunk again