Jacinta Allan's toughened bail laws are working a treat. 6 teens (ranging from 15 to 18 years of age) stole several cars, led police on dangerous high speed car chases and were found with machetes. When arrested, they weren't even charged. Just released on summons. #springst

Tasmanians are set to go back to the polls, just 16 months after the last one. Megalomaniac Labor leader Dean Winter, trying to ride on the coat tails of Albanese's election win, teamed up with the Greens to pass a no confidence motion in the Liberal government #politas #auspol

A gang of teens descended on a bottle shop in Beaconsfield, helping themselves to $1,500 worth of booze. When challenged, they told the owner he cannot stop them. With Melbourne now the nation's retail theft capital and and police so under resourced, anarchy reigns. #springst

Anthony Albanese gifted Brittany Higgins $2.4 million of taxpayer money because she claimed she could never work again. Yet Brittany Higgins has since worked in several jobs and is now working at a public relations agency. Should she give the $2.4 million back? #auspol

Anthony Albanese's annual salary is set to jump by $14,579 on 1st July. Do you think he deserves this huge rise, given the number of Australians struggling to put food on the table, pay rent and other bills? #auspol

Why is there a dramatic drop in the number of crumbling roads being repaired in Victoria each year? Maintenance funding is instead being spent on erecting warning & reduced speed limit signs around unsafe roads. You couldn't make this up. #FixVicRoads #springst #BendigoBarbie

Jacinta Allan's new "post & boast" laws, punishing those who brag about their crimes on social media, is a joke. Our court system won't even jail teens who wield machetes, invade homes, rob or car-jack people. Why would they jail them only for social media posts? #springst

When it comes to clueless ministers in Victoria's government, housing minister Harriet Shing takes the cake. The dunce forgot to cap the limit for off-the-plan stamp duty concessions, allowing buyers of luxury penthouses in Toorak to save up to $500,000 in tax. #springst

Victorians have been left reeling after today's latest crime statistics reveal the crime rate has risen by 18% since last year. Thanks Jacinta, your failed "tough on crime" policies, which have been branded by experts as weak, are working a treat. #springst #BendigoBarbie

Common sense prevails. A Darebin City Council street sweeper was sacked because he questioned why he must sit through an Acknowledgement of Country at every weekly workplace safety meeting. He then won an unfair dismissal claim against the Greens-dominated council. #springst

Jackpot! Today, Jacinta Allan celebrates scoring a big boost to her salary, up to $513,000 per year, making her the highest paid state leader in the country. Only in Victoria is spectacular failure rewarded on a scale like this. #springst #BendigoBarbie

Why is it taking so long for Anthony Albanese to set up a meeting with Donald Trump? Does the President Donald J. Trump really want to sit down with a stuttering simpleton who mindlessly carries on like a broken record about growing up in social housing? #auspol #AirbusAlbo

A typical Friday night in Melbourne. Violent pro-Palestine protesters trashed an Israeli restaurant in front of terrified diners, then set fire to a nearby synagogue. Meanwhile, packs of Gaza supporters rampaged through Melbourne's streets. Horrible, evil people. #springst

Victoria's justice system puts criminals first. Indigenous elder Ron Marks was sentenced this week for accessing extreme child abuse images. But while on bail and awaiting sentencing, he was free to work at childcare centres, delivering indigenous knowledge sessions. #springst

"Guilty as hell". The jury delivers its unanimous verdict in the Erin Patterson mushroom murder trial. The jury nailed it. Erin Patterson was proven to be a brazen liar, manipulator, conniving grudge holder and heartless killer.

Victoria's best golf courses have banned Daniel Andrews from joining as a member. The golf tragic was even sprung trying to hijack the membership of a friend's wife. Now he's buying his way in, as part of a consortium involved with the purchase of Capital Golf Club. #springst

Early counting in the Tasmanian election shows Labor's vote has collapsed. The voters of Tasmania are punishing Labor leader Dean Winter - the megalomaniac parliament wrecker who forced Tasmanians back to the polls after just 16 months. #politas #tasvotes25

Tasmanian premier Jeremy Rockliff delivers a gracious victory speech and will seek recommissioning by the Governor. Meanwhile, Labor's primary vote ended up being its lowest ever on record with even the Greens openly criticising Labor leader Dean Winter. #politas #tasvotes25

Tasmanian Greens leader Rosalie Woodruff opens her election night speech with a pledge of support for Palestine. What on earth does that have to do with Tasmanian politics and improving the lives of people in Tasmania? #politas #tasvotes25

The architect of Labor's lowest ever primary vote in a Tasmanian election, leader Dean Winter, delivers a negative speech full of diatribe. Dean Winter's personal vote in his own seat also collapsed tonight. He must resign, and he must resign now. #politas #tasvotes25