Pffff that’s a big fat offer, man.

Hyper-successful lawyers think differently. I met a divorce lawyer in MA making $20M/yr. I asked how much he spends on marketing? billboards? Ads? He looked confused: “Marketing? I make my own business. Who do you think was running the Jumbotron cam at the Coldplay concert?”

400m domestic ?? Would be insane

i used the last $5 in my account to hit a $19,000 dinger parlay and then 3 days later my cat ate a toy and almost every cent of it went to his surgery lmao

mfs who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear nothing

A completely insane confirmation. Might as well put catturd on the bench at this point.

When people are from New Jersey I think that is beautiful

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Now imagine Gabriel Martinelli here 😭😭

5 goals in pre-season now for Darwin.

I don’t wanna hear Brady’s opinion on soccer, I realllllly don’t. Dude can barely do a passable job at commentating on football

Asking for a cigarette then adding it to my own pack

We gonna be ass again in 2026 too buddy. We can do this all day. ⚜️

Thank you Nicki

The vic isn't charged with anything. They aren't being prosecuted. Presumption of innocence is a *legal principle* you've disconnected from the legal process and transposed into the real world, skewing its definition to make an argument that simply isn't true

Unironically super interesting

One of the great paragraphs in the Supreme Court's history.

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Time to put down the poms poms and lace up the cleats playboy, you starting at WR week 1