kash patel strikes again 😭

The Hold Steady

“Listen to me, pie fucker. You would last a day on the creek.” ❤️

economists couldn't have asked for a more perfect natural experiment of "what happens when you tariff everything and remove any sort of stability or predictability in regulatory affairs like a chimpanzee"

CBO says President Trump's tariffs will pass almost entirely through (95%) to the US economy and on to American consumers. The tariffs affect 61% of US imports and will: -reduce investment -reduce employment -lower efficiency -lower the level of GDP

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they'll instantly start celebrating too, they have no idea what the context is, they're just always ready to party no matter what.

Someone said "I'm a wizard at excel" and then showed me pivot tables. Bro I thought you were saying you could set a column aflame using your mind. Never oversell yourself in front of me ever again.

she looks like she’s about to tell stories from the city, stories from the sea

Noah Pollak Obama is, in fact, holier-than-Trump — it's the lowest of bars, not a sign of growing sanctimony

After the third Radiohead song Spotify should do a wellness check

you can see the light leave his eyes

"shut out of multiple churches on Ash Wednesday"

how yo drunk homie be looking at you 3 seconds before they projectile vomit everywhere

Scary stuff

His overthrows might set off the iron dome 💀

Someone should ask him about Epstein. He’ll love that right now