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[Video: Star Fix] Blue Ivy Taken By Evil Witch Who Gave Beyoncé Her Beautiful Singing Voice onion.com/zpqJn4

Wizard Reprimanded For Watching Porn On His Work Orb bit.ly/3WIUZjh

Anna Merlan A witch?

Logline: Witch Galinda Upland—disguised as international pop sensation Ariana Grande—comes to America from Oz to reboot it by destroying its current deadly and stupid authoritarian leadership, and replacing it with AOC, after a little public brainwashing of the US President & VP

This is not the time for your characteristic sardony, follow @bencollins on bluesky Dave Itzkoff.

You won’t be laughing any more when he earnestly reports seeing the witch in the bubble. Vapid cunts.

China just invented a new type of steel for a nuclear fusion reactor while we’re on track to burn witches

Vance has been VP for 6 months and 2 weeks and he has been on vacation seven times already.

UPDATE: The Smithsonian's American History Museum has restored information about Trump's two impeachments to its display on U.S. presidential impeachments.

I was just hiking downhill, and I realized: you’re fearful. Let’s face it: Most thinking people—if not all—on this spinning orb are about to credit or blame you two for ending the Trump era so abruptly in, let’s say, September 2025. I’m glad I’m not you.

Found this at Michael’s and decided to put Glinda inside! 🫶🏼 🫧 💗

#Hitchcock

#Hitchcock

Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know theonion.com/report-its-not…

Rig vs Reward. Driving shots. #filmmaking

The Onion Looks Back At 'The Wizard Of Oz' onion.com/14GhILz