#Dune NSFW: Not-enough Sand-Friggin’-Worms

The guy next to me on the R train is shoveling kimchi into his mouth, and I’m glad my Edvard Munch face is hidden behind a mask.

One more sleep til Succession.

I went to the Halloween party as Zendaya in “Dune.” (You expected me to be there, but I never showed up.)

All Americans can be sorted into one of the two categories of people currently sitting across from me on the subway: the masked woman dressed in a suffragette costume or the unmasked man drinking a fruit punch Four Loko.

Not Rocco. theguardian.com/artanddesign/2…

I don't think I've ever loved a television performance more than Louie Anderson as Christine Baskets.

Let the woke M&Ms keep their sexy boots and just stop the cannibalism.

There are, conservatively, five or six Nightmare Alley cast members who should have been in the Oscars conversation, and now I’m waiting for a Lana Del Rey–penned Broadway musical version.

Yet another year of seeing #NYFW  and thinking “Not yafe for work?”

Austin Butler as Lady Gaga as Jo Calderone as Elvis Presley.

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I’m accepting donations for an immersive theatrical production of The Bear set in a working restaurant. Your hair and clothing better reek of beef by the end of act one.

I finally saw N☁PE and why isn’t the extremely-slowed-down “Sunglasses at Night” the “Running Up That Hill” of late summer?

Is there a lyrical Japanese word for that thing when you scoop your dry rice over the hump of the segmented takeout container and into the leftover sauce dregs next door?

The ascent from the R train to the F/G at 4th and 9th is more strenuous than any hike I’ve ever been on.

Excuse me, but what the HELL is an Artemis 1?

Mamma Mia! Here We Queue Again, starring the ghosts of Meryl Streep and QEII.

I'm selling one #NYFF ticket for All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt on Monday 10/9 at 5:30pm and one ticket for The Sweet East on Tuesday 10/10 at 8:45pm. DM me! #NYFF61