Boris is on the sidelines and Alan Curbishley will take interim charge of the UK for 6 months. What a scoop.

Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

Here’s another loyal servant. Dave Rowland has been at Upper Beeding Fc for 25 years now where he is current secretary, kit man & groundsman! You can only stand back & admire a man like this for all he has done for our game. Oh & still finding the time to #Run5k4NHS & donate👏👏

That’s that done then 5k run for Run5K4NHS Not seeing many from Holbrook FC 👀👀 Any more Upper Beeding Fc players to go?

With a vest like that, you’d expect a time like that! An absolutely smoking #RUN5K4NHS from Upper Beeding Fc’s Nat Rowland. Well played Sir & thanks for your donation! #SussexFootball #FootballFamily #NHS

Here's my latest single. In Your Back Garden thanks to my fans for the lyrics thanks to the The Horne Section for making it sound like a song apologies to my parents for the language no I didn't want to do it in Landscape x

Top technique from @shanewarne - as he makes sure his hair is fit for broadcast... 👨🦰🤳🤣 Stay tuned as this one could run and run - how will Warney & Rob Key get Nasser Hussain & @athersmike back? 🤔 📺 Watch #ENGvPAK 👉 trib.al/WsaNfXy

Kanye West with the hair and brow of Neil Warnock

Fuck me. Chelsea got to be looking at themselves for letting Lamptey go 💨💨

🚨SPECIAL POD ALERT🚨 It's Arsene Wenger: Unzipped. james richardson, Michael Cox & Julien Laurens speak to the great man about changing monocultural Arsenal, the game he'll tell God about, who arrived at Highbury on a skateboard, whether he'd go back & of course: Gunnersaurus...

Emotional moment here at The Valley as 2,000 Charlton fans welcome their side onto the pitch. Hopefully something that many more fans all over the county will get to enjoy over the coming weeks.

WORLD CUP OF FAKE BOURNEMOUTH PLAYERS 32 competitors, 31 games, only one can be crowned Simulated Cherry of the Year. Each fixture has a single rule: who sounds more like they should play for AFC Bournemouth?

BREAKING NEWS Former player Nat Rowland has just lowered the ‘Club’ Marathon best to 2hr 39 mins at the London Marathon this morning. Staggering effort !

Nat just added a 2h 36m PB in one of the classics, Boston Marathon. Insane split times

It was 2-2 at 90 minutes…