Phone signal has never been worse honestly 5G is a big pile off doodoo

Imagine taking part in cheese rolling, busting out a backflip at 80mph landing flat on the back of your heed and being disabled for the rest of your life…

There should be a fine for BO

Coming to stores in London asap

Women can’t comprehend men just becoming pals with eachother on holiday for a couple of days

“Extra cold” absolutely ruins a Guinness

The Big Ticket is hands down the funniest guy in Bob does sports!

I’m actually really looking forward to the future cause we’ll get to see the real side effects of the fake teeth and weight loss injections that people are stupid enough to get 😂

Biggest gimp in sports hands down

Sick of unknown golf clothing brands still charging £100’s

The downside to being a parent is when you’re all sick your toddler wants to do anything except sit down and be sick together

In Edinburgh when traffic is heavy they close a lane and only allow buses to travel down it as they want everyone to absolutely hate their life

I hate Brian Harman with all my heart

Huw Ware’s 180 call is the best in the business

People who try to block a lane when it’s merge in turn are mildly retarded

And people who constantly change lanes when there’s congested traffic causing both lanes to stop dead are also very retarded

Boxing is class if you like watching an hour of people talking between each fight

I think social media has completely desensitised us to how completely fucked the whole world is right now. We’re witnessing potential world war, genocides and assassinations right before our eyes and it doesn’t even seem like a big deal

I find it very hard to get behind a man being killed in front of his little kids, regardless of what their views are

How can someone get to adulthood and still eat pure loud like a toddler