Hey Woolies, who decided to package the onions like a string of anal beads?

Anyway, selling 4 Kaytranada tickets cause I thought it was an Ahmed Kathrada Foundation event and my eyes deceived me.

Rewatched I Love You, Man this weekend. They should make a sequal I Love You 2, Man.

GET YOUR TICKETS ASAP! 🥳💜💜💜 quicket.co.za/events/241585-…… #16DaysOfActivism Rape Crisis Cape Town Women's Legal Centre Yaaseen Barnes Kaas_Kween 👑 Eugene 'Gina' Mathews 🇿🇦🏳️‍🌈 🇿🇦Khanyisile Ngwenya (Mtimandze) 🇿🇦 Kaashif Stellenboom Kenwyn Davids A TRIBE CALLED KVETCH Cape Town Gig Guide

That's Not Funny spotlights newer and established talent. The Moveable Feast in Cape Town hosts the weekly comedy show run by Nate Levinrad and Chuma Bentele. brnw.ch/21wPocJ

Yaaseen Barnes top set last night! 🔥🔥😂😂

Happy birthday dad.

Kurt Vonnegut said “We’ll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective” and damn if that isn't exactly how this is all playing out

Jozi you're up!  The queen of comedy herself, 𝓣𝓾𝓶𝓲 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓴𝓮 🌈✊🏾🇿🇦💖 , is stepping up to the mic as the host for The Savanna Newcomer Showcase! Gear up for a day of unforgettable laughs, with Tumi and 20 of SA’s comedy newbies.  Save the date, you don’t wanna miss it! #SavannaCCA

DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO ME BRAG ABOUT SEEING GREEN DAY?

Gwen Stefani was right, this shit IS bananas

Just heard that Val Kilmer had throat cancer. I didn’t know he dated Catherine Zieta-Jones?

Awards!! Savanna Comics Choice Awards 2025 That'sNot Funny: Moveable Feast Comedy Night Best Comedy Festival Or Show Award Winner SavannaCider #SavannaCCCA #savannacca

Mama, we won! What a huge honour.

It’s always “Jews killed Christ” and never “thanks for the long weekend, Jews.”

So all the companies that sent out mails saying they are increasing my monthly payments cause of VAT… WHEN AM I GETTING THE EMAIL ABOUT NOT INCREASING 😂

Remember water aerobics? That really was the Susan Boyle of exercise.

7 farmers were murdered in South Africa in 2024. An average of 68 people are murdered in the United States every day. 53,528 Palestinians have died in Gaza, 80% of those civilian deaths. Only one of these is genocide.

So it turns out the white crosses Trump showed were actually from a protest, and were not burial sights at all, and the cars were just protestors. Imagine benefitting from apartheid and then faking a genocide as a distraction.

Cape Town, or as I like to call it Nomads Land.