tried to return someone’s call at work but they didn’t answer and sent an email instead

this is the week I’m having btw

I hate when jobs ask me to name a time when I had to de-escalate a situation. Niggas don’t even play wit me like that ion have them kinds of issues

make some noise y’all what the fuck!

I should be 6 vodka sodas in listening to how deep is your love and look at me creating shareholder value instead

and i can't help but wait

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

whoever makes a hair tutorial for this look I owe you my life!

Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken

havin me fucked up be inspiring me creatively so thank u

Being a mom looks like so much work, I think I’m gonna be the first female father.

me since we lost that hour on Sunday…

A*r bnb next!

"comparison is the thief of joy" well not if you're better than everyone else

Being a flat earther is one of those opinions that tells me everything about you. It tells me you believe contrarianism = intelligence. It tells me you will deny irrefutable evidence to confirm your own biases. It tells me you struggle with admitting you’re wrong.

- this has been sending me all morning!

I wonder if men used to be like “when I grow up, I wanna stand in front of the store all day”

My cousin didn’t know what k-pop was. I told her it’s Korean people cosplaying as Jodeci & Destinys Child.