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I love Ramen and waifus and I'm a total weeb! Dattebayo! @YourKeni rival. banner by @falkefgc @narugod on bluesky

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Heh. Foolish question. It's more reasonable to ask what Japan HASN'T given to the world. Every other country is a cheap imitation but with that greatness comes a lot of haters.. and even with that they are still like a oniichan to other countries (big brother) and leads them.

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For now on I'm done holding back against these animephobes. I'm not just being a fake tough guy. I've had people nervously laugh in my face because of my overwhelming malice. I lived in a gated community not to protect me from the outside.. but to protect the outside from me.

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I just signed up to become a maid so I can wear the official anime costume! THIS IS GONNA BE SO KAWAII!! No idea how to clean but who cares DATTEBAYO! But I'll actually have a second side to me and in reality I'm a bad ass battle maid. "Leave master alone." KYAAAAHH!! SO BADASS!

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WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK THEY ARE!!! THIS CONNIVING DICTATOR WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM!! And they say we aren't oppressed. They say we got bullied for "Naruto running in school" WELL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NORMIES!! A MERE GLIMPSE INTO OUR DARK REALITY!!

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How the hell am I supposed to enjoy going to a party with ignorant bakas like this. Instead of playing western normie games like spin the bottle or Jenga.. I'd rather play the Japanese Mahjong or Shogi.. Heh, who am I kidding *sneers* they probably don't even know how to play

How the hell am I supposed to enjoy going to a party with ignorant bakas like this.

Instead of playing western normie games like spin the bottle or Jenga.. I'd rather play the Japanese Mahjong or Shogi.. Heh, who am I kidding *sneers* they probably don't even know how to play
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Are you a weeb doing hentai irl for the first time? Here's what to say! "You are so sugoi.." "I'm about to bust.. say itadakimasu.." "Just like that.. I'm getting neg diffed.." "Good waifu." "Faster..? Prepare to get speedblitzed"

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Oh, the normies outside are spiteful But our anime, it's so delightful And since we love Japan so, Let's put on the show! On the show! On the show! Our love of Japan is never stopping All these cartoons are flopping Anime, it truly glows Put on the show! On the show! On the show

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Any 3d women trying to court me have a tough battle ahead of them.. You don't have to defeat mere exes.. nothing that simple.. Instead you have to defeat my Formidable Five Waifus. Some evil, but all powerful.

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2 sentence horror *robber breaks into my house* "HANDS UP!!" *me shaking* "Y-you can take anything!! Please don't hurt me!!" *He glances at my manga collection and messily throws them in his bag* *I drop down to my knees* "I.. said you can take anything.. Not my everything.."

2 sentence horror

*robber breaks into my house*
"HANDS UP!!"

*me shaking*
"Y-you can take anything!! Please don't hurt me!!"

*He glances at my manga collection and messily throws them in his bag*

*I drop down to my knees*
"I.. said you can take anything.. Not my everything.."
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they always told me I was a spitting image of my mother. She was known to look like the sweetest, kindest person ever. I have almost all of her features.. Except for the eyes. Keep messing with me and you'll see why they say I have my father's eyes. *Eyes start glowing red*

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*teacher hands out report cards* "Alright class, remember to get them signed by your parents and bring them back tomorrow!" *me looking out window aurafully* "Parents..? Heh. What's that..?" *all my classmates start screaming* "Omg.. he's so mysterious 🥺" "He's so hurt.. 🥺"

*teacher hands out report cards* 

"Alright class, remember to get them signed by your parents and bring them back tomorrow!"

*me looking out window aurafully*
"Parents..? Heh. What's that..?"

*all my classmates start screaming*
"Omg.. he's so mysterious 🥺"
"He's so hurt.. 🥺"
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"I want a weeb bf" Until we're too busy binging anime "I want a weeb bf" Until you have to share with the waifu harem "I want a weeb bf" Until you see our rage when normies call anime cartoons If you can handle all that, we'll treat u better than any side character ever would

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X.. the everything app.. a twisted amalgamation of animephobes and Western bakas, and yet I still bring myself to login to look over the hell on earth that is my timeline and observe the mayhem before me like a king of a failing country.. Perhaps I've become the baka instead..

X.. the everything app.. a twisted amalgamation of animephobes and Western bakas, and yet I still bring myself to login to look over the hell on earth that is my timeline and observe the mayhem before me like a king of a failing country..

Perhaps I've become the baka instead..
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Ken kaneki is in dead by daylight now..? About time they added some real horror into the game instead of mere western killers who can't even get a single scream out of me. Maybe it's time for me to show these Western bakas how real Japanese killers do it.

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Pick your weeb bf! Nonchalant: You wanna date me..? *sighs* What a drag.. Golden retriever: Y-you want to date.. lil ol' me..? YOSHAAAAA!! Harlot: You can be another one added to the harem.. Catboy: You want to date me-nya? *starts purring*

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*standing alone at prom watching people dance* *Me getting ready to leave* "I truly am.. all alone.." *waifu descends from heaven* "You're not alone baka.. you have me!" *me holding back tears* "Heh.. baka is right. Who needs 3d when I have you."

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Hi, I'm a member of the sound team here. We aren't unprofessional, we just didn't want to work with.. well.. subpar talent. See, he was a western baka.. and well, we prefer to work with animators, not cartoonators.. so, well.. we told him to quickly sayonara (pack his bags)