Happy Friday everyone! My album is #1 in comedy on iTunes! Thank you for buying it and sharing my posts. Feeling grateful. ❤️

Did you know Grand Rapids own Allen Trieu is recording his first comedy album on Wed Dec 4th at 8pm?! Get tickets now at thebob.com and be a part of history!

On Spotify my album has 400 monthly listeners. Just a reminder to download it this weekend if you haven’t already.

Screw credit cards. I’m about to pay for these leggings with toilet paper. Gonna need a bigger wallet.

Just got home from the grocery store. The generic brands are having a moment. Most of them. I think we can all skip Daft’s macaroni and cheese.

The only funny thought I had today was that Lululemon is having an incredible sale and all it took was a global pandemic for them to slash prices. #CoronavirusPandemic

Happy Easter everyone! We are used to cramming into pews or standing in the back for Sunday service. This year, there was room for everyone on the couch. Still managed to start virtual church late. #EasterSunday

The ASL interpreter for our governor’s press conferences is doing an awesome job. But I’m honestly surprised that the sign for ‘Michigan’ isn’t your right hand with a finger pointing to the center. I was really counting on it.

I listed a pair of 20 lb dumbbells for sale and got so many offers, I wanted to keep them and prove I could use them after all. But then I needed the girls to help me get them out of the house so I’ll just be emotionally strong instead.

As my daughter went to check the mail for a shirt and necklace she was expecting, I went online to place said order. If she asks, Covid delays.

I just had French style yogurt and am here to tell you all it’s sour cream. Next time I’ll have it with nachos. Otherwise you’re eating a half cup of sour cream alone. The slogan should be, Oui can’t believe you ate zat by yourself. #oui

The barista in this hotel lobby is playing Jimmy Buffet hits and I doubt a customer was referring to the muffin choices when she asked, “is this all you have?” #vacation

What’s it say about me that I’m calling from the couch for someone to get me a looser shirt to change into?

Ahh the sounds of the mailman throwing our packages from a distance like there are seconds left on the clock. Time to drink.

Home this morning when I hear my kid yawning in her virtual Spanish class. I said, “Ah ah ah, en Español por favor.”

I’m watching the Right Stuff with my husband when I say, “I’ve never had that much confidence.” He says, “Handsome, six feet tall, and the best fighter pilot in the world. That’s like saying Mike Tyson seems less insecure than myself.” When you put it that way...

Swore that today is a fresh start then had apple pie for breakfast. New year, old me. #NewYear2021

I love cheering on the kids’ teachers when they send out class-is-getting-harder updates. Give em hell Mrs. Baxter! I can’t believe you’re still standing. #teachers

The girls saw me grab my diet food today and one said, “You shouldn’t be that worried about your weight Mom. You look fine for your age plus you’re married and not going anywhere. Also dad isn’t losing any.” Lord almighty thanks for the pep talk sister!

Listening to Donda and really wanted it to be great. West ain’t what he used to -Ye. #DONDADroppedToday