Do you think he's been iced? http://twitpic.com/270q0g

Predator or prey? http://twitpic.com/27az4l

For rent: cozy 1/4 bdrm, no bath, hot plate. Close proximity to lake. Features mystical cave. No pets allowed. http://twitpic.com/27ku00

RT @Somanymatts- as a nerd I have to be "that guy"; there was no lasting property damage & he is the only home owner living on the planet

While there are no other residents, how do we know there aren't other owners? Maybe someone thought it was a good investment opportunity.

Is he checking his J-date? http://twitpic.com/27vuc6

This is what happens when you take too many Ambien... http://twitpic.com/28vpun

Does he ask with Mr. Woodchuck? http://twitpic.com/295lg3

Just don't confuse the two. http://twitpic.com/29gwo3

Do you think Tommy's dad keeps a screwdriver in his underpants? http://twitpic.com/29q9xa

No, his mom has the minivan window rolled up. #nardeepthought http://twitpic.com/2a1q2t

I saw the sign... fifteen years ago. #nardeepthoughts http://twitpic.com/2b0k0w

Never let your dreams die. #nardeepthoughts http://twitpic.com/2b9i01

Freedom comes in leather and suede. #nardeepthoughts http://twitpic.com/2bk0w0

The only reason people eat the Mr. Goodbars. #nardeepthoughts http://twitpic.com/2bvyc4

And just like farts, they're unexpected half the time. #nardeepthoughts http://twitpic.com/2c68vq

Probably not for a while... http://twitpic.com/2d5bwu

... #nardeepthoughts http://twitpic.com/2di3xh

Too bad it's not real. #nardeepthoughts http://twitpic.com/2ds0y3

But who teaches them?! #nardeepthoughts http://twitpic.com/2e0fh6