I always tell women once u call your man a bitch its over lol.

me watching the CIA pull up an ai generated video of me committing a crime that they made

Them unc jokes not gone hit the same when it’s draft time nah go fight for my freedom nephew 😭👌

the only nukes they have right now are truth nukes

Born to be a lover, forced to be the supreme leader

i apologize, ayatollah khamenei, i was unfamiliar with your game

Man's been warning y'all against situationships you didn't listen 😢

The Boomers will be remembered as the most evil generation ever to live.

“I didn’t vote bc they both suck” This is on you too.

Everyone who voted for him should enlist. Go support your prez

When I tell the military I’m gay but they ask me to prove it

Funny how US never sends its jets to North Korea to ‘help’ the people get democracy

Make sure you check in Kevin Durant

same aura different picture

Ok fuck it, I'll spill — All my friends still single in their 30s? They're hunting unicorns. Somewhere along the way, a man stopped being just a man. Now he's supposed to be your therapist, best friend, passionate lover, future father of the year, financial provider & probably a

Like so many elections around the country, today is about organized money vs. organized people. I believe people will win.

if mamdani wins i gotta figure out how tf to move to nyc, i yearn to live under his radical socialist caliphate

y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little Urdu tonight?

its white boy jihad summer

TONIGHT CELEBRATION TOMORROW JIHAD