Leandro moments after being sub'd in.

The denial that comes after vibing to a song that you consider not 'your type' is unmatched.

The second hardest thing this morning is earth.

Help me pick one pair for church. Leo pastor will see dust. A. B.

Being a free speech advocate these days is increasingly feeling like a Kobayashi Maru problem

Wazimu 😂😂

Nyi wote mkitaka kutoka block mnataka kuacha nani huko.

If you think mjengo is hard you have not baked bricks 🧱 before. Kukanyaga hio mchanga is no joke.

This guy was born to say hutatubeba ufala but forced to say: What was so wrong with the old university funding model that we could not sit down and amend it?

What are Mondays for?

Saa zingine unateseka mpaka unadhani shetani anafanya P.E na wewe. Saa zingine unabarikiwa mpaka unadhani you're God's side project.

Just want to reiterate that this platform really is meant to support all viewpoints within the bounds of the laws of countries, even those of people with whom I vehemently disagree and personally dislike. If that doesn’t seem to be happening, please yell at me (ideally on 𝕏).

Mnakula nini supper niwacopy.

Deals and gigs being thrown Marongo's way is proof that size does matter. Ladies am I audible.

The secret to becoming an overnight success is to advertise for three years straight, keep improving your product, and hire people who love your customers as much as you do.

If you want to beat someone, just try 10x harder than them. You only really need to try 2-3x harder. But you probably don’t realize how much harder they’re trying than you. So try 10x harder - just to make sure you win.

The second hardest thing this morning is earth.

I don't know who needs to hear this.

Introverts will want to change their phone's wallpaper when in a crowd, they can't resist the urge.

Who made this 😂