“…oh. Right. Th-thanks for the reminder.” She quickly holds her pinky out too, not exactly wanting to seem rude.

“…no, no, I’d… much rather hold my drink this way. It’s fine.”

“…I CAN’t exactly lie about stuff like this, y’know.” She chuckles again. Looks like this was all just a setup for a stupidly bad pun.

“Hey, what can I say? Next to chugging soda, twisting puns into normal sentences is my strong suit.”

“What can I say? I make puns SODA world doesn’t stop spinning.”

“And your CAN-do attitude sure is putting a smile on my face, man.” She sighs, slowly starting to melt into the sofa.

“And I don’t think I’ve gotten yours either, so… hey. Might as well exchange names now. You can call me Cath, Cathy, Catherine, or… anything along those lines.”

She’s smiling too, unsurprisingly. “It’s definitely been a pleasure meeting you and making puns together, Edd.”

//This event MIGHT just become a permanent change soon, thanks to something that happened today involving Tomodachi Cathy and her canon relationship status.

//If anyone wants to do anything, either hit me up on (archived, defo not coming back to this one) or Discord.

“Right. Enough sitting around and doing jack all. Time to actually get into some shenanigan-” It’s pouring rain outside. And thundering. Lightning strikes, too. “oh.”

Simple. She offers the other a can. “This is a one-time deal. I don’t usually let other people touch my Pepsi.”

//Yeaaaah, just saying it now. Motivation to use RPTWT as a whole has been dying as of recent. Probably just gonna migrate to Discord until my mojo returns. If y’all wanna add me, it’s NerdyInternetBrit#3177.

//Yep. Motivation’s still dead. Might just archive until I get it back.

Since y’all crushed that 15 like goal for me to return, I’m gonna do something even dumber. Double it and raise the stakes. 30 likes… and I’ll return to PARODY Twitter on my old Parody account, @JuniDAndCo, with a different character (or cast) entirely.