I came across a Yoga pose today and it goes by the name “happy baby pose”. I think they should rename it as “Happy Baby (Making) pose”. Also you’re telling me being in missionary is good and healthy for my mind and body???? Need to do it more.

Like Jennifer Coolidge and Rakhi Sawant are soooo similar like 😭😭😭😭

Unpopular opinion guys, please don’t put stuff like “I hate talking to people” or “my most irrational fear is people” on your dating apps. You’re literally there to socialise, so maybe don’t tell your prospective subjects of socialisation that you hate them before meeting them?

So there’s this guy I was seeing who basically ended things very abruptly with me. But now he comes up with a dating profile which has the prompt “I’m looking for” and under that is the exact description of me. Like down to the T. either I’m super delusional or he misses me. HELP

Guyssss anyone in touch with the Cardi B and nikki feud online???? I’m loving it it’s hilarious lmaooo #CardiB #Nikkiminaj

I’m in desperate need of some french baguette fs. If yall know what I mean. 😢

My first twitter media guyzz! I think you’ll all agree that I’m nothing like my actual username 😭

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Well someone should ask me what my non-toxic trait is. But to answer this question, one of my most toxic traits is “compromising my boundaries for maintaining friendships and then feeling horrible when my efforts aren’t reciprocated or fruitful”.

Why’s my insta feed full of “Humare sathi Akshay ko male police ne ghaseeta hai or uske b00bs ko pakda hai”??? 😭😭😭😭 justice for Akshay please