I don't know how Google thinks "felicity cloake married" is in any way an acceptable auto-suggestion for "felicity cloake". You can't eat a married.

Saw a bluethroat yesterday. According to Dwelly it is also "an t-òranaiche", which suggests it knows twenty verses more than anyone else and two alternative tunes. #Luscinia_svecica

Somebody has made Cranachan with pomegranate seeds: mojagaleriasmaku.blogspot.com/2014/11/cranac… Granachan? Pomegranachan?

You will remember that Catalina broke Lilypond. Big Sur has broken lots of other things too: github.com/supercollider/…

The new Ely Post Office has a low ceiling, no room for a one-way system, no discernible ventilation and is full of a long queue of vulnerable people. But it has a wee bottle of hand sanitiser so the government probably reckons it's all fine.

What's the song where you realise you're in too high a key soonest? I have never absentmindedly sung Ae Fond Kiss without lurching down on the second line.

Even with the pay rise we got Dominic Cummings for a lot less than similar people in the private sector: newyorker.com/magazine/2014/…

C'est sur Islay, Islay, Islay C'est sur Islay je suis né C'est sur Islay, Islay, Islay C'est sur Islay bel-le. C'est sur Islay vert en l'herbe Que je suis né et élevé C'est sur Islay vert en l'herbe Que je suis né et j'étais.

A few weeks ago I had an ear worm of a Dalek declaiming Ode by Arthur O'Shaughnessy.

Can report that there is no scamorza in Waitroses but there is in Tescos.

What does the existence of the coconut tell us about the conut or indeed the cococonut?

CLTW is back: call for papers here: techiaith.bangor.ac.uk/celticlt/?lang…

TECH BROSE: a nourishing soup made from the water you have just boiled an iPad in.

I didn't think Cambridge station could get any more horrible but Greater Anglia have been playing recorded announcements back to back for forty-five minutes in an unrelenting sonic assault.

Colin Batchelor Greater Anglia Could you not sample and play back in interferring intervals like some kind of horrific Steve Reich esque intervention?

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Not many sixths in Seal Lullaby. I suspect this Whitacre character may not even be a seal.

ELY. Some antisocial so-and-so just chucked a glass bottle onto the roundabout on Station Road so if you're on a bike, look out for glass.