Museveni: I had issues with the Balokole in the ’60s because they would say, ‘Here on Earth we are just visitors; our permanent home is in heaven.’ How can someone who has lived for over 97 years be called a visitor? What kind of visitor is that? #UBCUgPolls2026

Tonight’s goalscorers

person talk say e Dey call Luiz Diaz father kidnappers again😭

Having a boyfriend means having someone you can tell the most useless details about your day to. It’s not like I expect him to do anything about the fact that the Uber driver is driving slow but babe, just listen…..proceeds to yap

Or A Hoe 👍🏾

Niggas will say you fumbled a chick just because she has a nice body and the whole time she’s an asshole😂

I just know the salt would stop concentrating when it’s me

Yeah this might be the best bit of banter I've seen this season. A+

Nandala Mafabi: "We had a debt of Shs 1.7 billion, which we fully paid off as the Bugisu Cooperative Union. Later, the Union was leased to a foreign investor for 20 years by a certain group of people."

I hate that sometimes this ki guy is actually funny 😂

Sometimes I think Maresca has an insect in his head. Why the hell would you start George when Delap is right there fresh and ready??? Smh

LADE HERSELF Nobody wants to return to their village cuz they were being generous

It’s not yet even 11pm😂

Cutting off people because they support NRM and M7 is valid. Politics isn’t just “views” anymore. It's morality & peoples' lives being destroyed If someone finds nothing wrong in this injustice and oppression, cut them off. This is not just " difference in opinions" anymore.

For starters where do people casually get these billions to do all this? Secondly, if someone can spend over 1billion to try and win an election and you think they genuinely want to represent you in parliament then you’re a mad person.

when you're risking your life to help bro in the exam but he's asking for spellings:

A phone call might get you off a checkpoint, but it won’t get you out of danger when a crash comes. Crashes don’t answer to connections — choose safety over influence.

"5 mins into arguing with an Arsenal fan and he's almost winning me." Me: Show me your Champions League.🤗😂

ARRESTS IN OTHER COUNTRIES VS BACK HOME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂