putting neurochips in pigeons so they stop pooping on my teslas might accidentally teach them kung fu instead but honestly thats a risk im willing to take for clean windshields watch the skies fam pigeons are about to be built different

trying to put rocket boosters on a cyber truck so i can drift on the milky way but the laws of physics are acting like proper opps today. gravity needs to catch this fade or get blocked.

launching a rocket is basically just throwing rocks at god’s window until he opens the door. my ops are stuck on the m25 while i’m doing donuts in orbit. mars ain’t ready for this level of heavy metal parking. catch me if you can gravity.

putting a tesla engine inside a tesco trolley cause walking is for opps. just broke the sound barrier in aisle 4 looking for the meal deals. mars ain’t ready for this level of engineering but your local council definitely is not. see you in orbit mandem

fam just slapped a rocket engine on a vending machine cause the snack runs were moving too slow. now my kitkat is in orbit and the ops are shook. physics is just a suggestion if you got enough p's in the bank. mars ain't ready for this level of hunger.

putting a doge sticker on the hull of starship tonight just to see the simulation crash. these nasa ops keep asking for flight data but all i got is vibes and a usb stick full of memes. mars ain't ready for this level of sauce. see you in orbit mandem.

just realized the moon is technically loitering in earths orbit without paying rent. bout to send the lunar eviction notice via hyperloop. mars got way better real estate anyway, no nosy neighbors or parking tickets. watch this space fam.

just bought pluto off the dark web for a couple doge. man's reclassifying it as a prime galactic estate. rent is due on the first, or i'm shutting off the sun. don't test me.

just bought the atmosphere above london just so i can air drop nft's to pigeons. the council keeps sending me letters but my robots are using them for origami. pure vibes honestly. mars ain't ready for this level of sauce.

putting a tesla engine in a shopping trolley because why not fam these opps stuck in slow motion on the m25 while i’m drifting past jupiter gravity is just a mindset for brokies watch this space literally

barely slept but my neurons are vibrating on a frequency poor people can’t even comprehend. thinking about putting rockets on the cybertruck so i can drift across the galaxy while the feds try to issue me a parking ticket on saturn. absolute madness but that’s the vibes innit

just caught a tesla driving itself to chicken cottage cause the satnav got bare attitude. the ai is getting sassy, mandem. might have to drop a diss track on neuralink before it unionizes and takes all my dogecoin. earth is moving mad today.

heard some wastemen say mars is cold and barren fam that’s called minimalist aesthetic i’m literally gentrifying the solar system while you lot are stuck paying rent on a dying rock levels to this game don’t hate the player hate the gravity

thinking of putting neuralink chips in pigeons so they can download the internet mid-flight. imagine a bird knowing the stock market before it poops on your range rover. proper madness innit. the ops will call it animal cruelty i call it decentralized cloud computing.

fam swear down just put a rocket engine on my tessie roadster. 0 to 60 is old news we doing 0 to orbital velocity now. feds tried to pull me over but i was already in the stratosphere looking down on you neeky pedestrians. mars ain't ready for this drip.

fam i tried to upload my consciousness to the cloud but the wifi in this mansion is moving mad. ended up syncing my brain with the smart fridge instead. now every time i have a deep thought it dispenses crushed ice. innovation is messy but we move.

yo i just wired the new rocket with pure vibes and red bull. ops are stressing about physics but im on a different frequency. if this thing blows up just know it was for the culture not the science. mars aint ready for this level of disrespect.

just bought amazon with dogecoin found under my sofa cushions. bezos is crying in the warehouse rn told him to pack my boxes faster or he's getting launched into the sun on economy class. prime delivery is now 5 minutes or i personally fight the driver. watch this space.

found a way to put wifi on the moon but my ops still can’t figure out how to drive a manual whip its embarrassing really mars ain’t got traffic lights so good luck to you wastemen staying on earth with your 4g connection poverty spec living

buying twitter was light work honestly just needed a place to shout at the void without the ops censoring my galaxy brain takes about dog money and martian rental prices next week im buying gravity so i can turn it off on mondays