Some of these goals are so tekky, he’s a joke 😮‍💨

$5,000 to one person who likes, reposts and comments “ Order #PaulDiaz ” .

The Vets are in action tonight as we welcome Barton Mills to The Riverside Stadium for a friendly game Aaaaaaaaaand…….. don’t forget it’s the start of our sausage and cider fest and music from Dia Roca Get along for the perfect start to your bank holiday weekend #mtfcvets

If West Ham, Brighton & Rangers all win tonight, we’ll giveaway a Stone Island jacket in a size of your choice worth £620! ⚽️ Retweet & follow @LabelMenswear to enter

Nike is the victor!! To pick the winner… Retweet and reply tagging a friend who would shank a free kick just like robert huth wearing a pair of these! The WINNER will be picked at random by 12:00 tomorrow! I’ll let the winner pick a pair from the 3 below.

2nd pair to give away! Pick the pair of boots… Retweet for Copa Mundial - custom sole plate. (You won’t find another pair in the world like this) Like for Adidas Predator I’ll let it run till 17:00

The pair of boots to giveaway this week is entirely up to you… RETWEET for Adidas LIKE for Nike + Comment on which pair you want I’ll pick a winner in 48 hrs. You can have any pair you like…

What United fans expect the Glazers to do when they’re losing

This is what a 94th minute winner looks like. I got booked because our bench entered the pitch to join in the ensuing team bundle/cuddle. Apparently I failed to control my players, I didn’t go on the pitch 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Don’t get too high or too low as a manager everyone tells you. Last week I’ve been sulking, over analysing, self critical, angry and disappointed. Apologies to Craig but today I’m f*****g buzzing🍻🍻❤️❤️ Isleham United Burwell FC Adults

I'm Giving Away a HEAVY 1st Edition Base Set Pack valued at $11,000! Now YOU may have a chance at pulling a 1st Edition Charizard! Enter Here: rarecandy.com/giveaway

"Yes, there's a game on Tuesday ..." Klopp nearly collapsed on the spot.

Tonight we head over to @stf1893 Evening kick off’s bring their own challenges and a few changes to the squad. Squad: Ollie, Tuffy, Spike, Archie, Adam, Dylan, George, Jack, Robbie (C), Rhys, Owen, Callum, Stucky, Ryan, Josh, Martin. Looking to continue our recent good form. 🤞⚽️

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I know it’s early but we (1st & Reserves) will be looking for some pre-season friendlies. Will need to be away or at a neutral venue. Be nice to have one on the coast Fosters Solicitors Anglian Combination Suffolk Football Association Cambs County League Please PM if interested. Thank you

We didn't expect this... 👀 The is a German man who is a HUGE England fan, and has the tattoos to prove it! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️ Love it! 👏

It’s done. 20 League Titles, 8 FA Cups, 10 League Cups, 6 European Cups. Liverpool FC the best team in England is Scouse. #NikeFootball

I’m looking for a keeper Isleham United for the forthcoming season. 1st in Cambs Prem and Reserves in 3b, if interested or know anyone suitable please get in touch. Thx