To all the people saying "they should have locked the Just Stop Oil protesters up for longer", enjoy your weekend. But please remember that you wouldn't have a weekend, or any other fundamental right, were it not for protesters who were reviled by people like you.🧵

🚨🚨Letter published today to the environmental NGOs from Angela Rayner & Steve Reed about housing, infrastructure & nature recovery. assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/669c04b9… "We want to use the value gained from enabling development to proceed quickly & smoothly to support nature recovery" ⬇️

I know Biden pulling out of the US presidential race is big news but I can’t stop thinking about how an asparagus fortune teller prediction on Jeremy Vine could be right. x.com/chiefbrody1984…

🚨BREAKING🚨 Charlotte Dujardin's victim reveals accusations.

Looks like Emily Maitlis on Newsnight with a Snapchat filter right now

Portugal sharing the boat with Qatar and North Korea

How it started. How it’s going The ultimate.

Don't remember submitting this?

So much about the immigration and asylum system is just completely unknown to people day to day. Some examples:

I’m positive this is hard and impressive because it’s in the Olympics but why does it look like what a toddler shows you after saying “look what I can do!”

Hold on a second mate, let me just look that up on X You know, the everything app!?

Asking your scouse friend what his favourite hotel referenced in a White Stripes song is

Our brand new pop video goes live Tuesday morning at 945AM. It’s mint. Come watch with us live, you bring the Butterkist, we’ll bring the Kia-Ora. youtu.be/VzMdRRChTLs?si…

I caught this out the corner of my eye and thought that they'd CGI'd MVG projectile vomiting Dan Dawson

9 dart finish Cor Dekker!

Brilliant work from AO today. Paid £55 for a morning delivery. Received text this morning to say it would be between 2 and 6. AO Missed that. Then advised between 7 and 7 (lol). AO Missed that. Rang after 7 to check. Call centre closed. Brill. Good work chaps 👍

Going to the blue place. Apologies to my 188 followers. Hopefully porn bots and bars I went to maybe once will soon migrate as well.