I’m on a plane to the USA right now… and wow… the people on this flight are HAPPY! I feel like I’m on a high-school band trip. I’ve never had so many laughs with complete strangers… Maybe what Canadians really need is to go on vacation out of the country. Get some clarity,

Don Lemon is gay. His perception is warped.

A near-naked California trucker, who doesn't speak English, was confronted by Arkansas police and TESTED on his ability to read BASIC traffic signs. He FAILED. Gavin Newsom is responsible for this.

Hello …

Yes. God Does NOT Make mistakes!

Confused.

Yes. ASAP.

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Yes! Hi!

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Get rid of the crazy old man who is saying this.

YES

Pro tip for everyone threatening to go rob stores because they aren't getting their SNAP: If you're able to go to the store to rob it, you're able to go there and work. Fill out an application

Yes. Disobedient behavior, no matter what level, needs to be punished.

Amber, I also voted for President Trump three times unapologetically. I carry a firearm because it’s my right as well.

No/Effin’/Way

Yup!

Dear Jennifer Welch. I don’t know who the fuck you think you are but you need to shut your petrified botox looking ass right the fuck up about killing conservatives. You don’t “outnumber us,” we just ain’t fascist murdering trash like your muthafuckin party is. We would NEVER

Mr. Ed!