They don’t mention this in any of the songs, but Santa likes his milk with extra pulp.

The Drama: advised not to eat croutons straight out of the bag in public The Drama Queen: me

Another classic from Dustin!! Give this a read right now, unless you’re in the waiting room of a dentist’s office.

Did anyone end up bringing that Hozier dude to church or is he still looking for a ride

Téa is an incredibly skilled and creative author, and a simply splendid person! Must-buy right here!

“Inside of us there are two geese. . .”

Hey y’all!! Looking for a real *fairytale* weekend?? For the right price I’ll throw on a blond wig, come to your house, and tell you that your porridge absolutely sucks.

“Alrighty, just one more little edit to get this story where it needs to be!” *CTRL+A+DEL*

First dude to have vision must’ve been like “you guys gotta come see”

Picked this up a few minutes ago and already started reading it in the checkout line! Can’t wait to finish it!!

Guaranteed to be a great interviewee! Or teacher! Or both!

Absolutely cannot wait for this! And what a cover!

See cashier for receipt?? I’ll see you in hell!

I guess this is where y’all all need to go??? To match????

Legend says that if you turn off the bathroom light and send three texts that end in a period, I’ll appear in the mirror and apologize for no reason.

Mom can you come pick me up from the party? No, there’s no drugs. But all the corners are taken and somebody just tried talking to me.

Real life right here!

A piece by Dustin is always guaranteed to be worth your time! Check it out!