Things I said at the library today: 1. I need to be as relaxed as that magician. 2. How would it feel to have a lot of jelly beans thrown at you? 2. Feet go on the floor, & where are your shoes? 3. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. **I ❤️ my job.

We are heartbroken. Wilbur, our guinea pig, died this morning in the loving hands of W & M. They did a wonderful job comforting Wilbur as he transitioned from this world to the next.

In T'nysh Outs: Do you know what La Croix means? It’s French for “Summer in a Can, Asshat.” nyer.cm/OS4lDJ8

Shrek: The Musical (a Red Curtain Theatre production) is even better today than it was Friday night. AND they are taking donations for Certain Little Free Pantry at the high school!

I thought being a children’s librarian was my dream job, but I might have been wrong...

Shake, rattle and roll! Our babies are in need of NEW teethers and rattles. Every day, we supply 100-200 teethers and rattles to our patients and families. Contact Volunteer Engagement at [email protected] or go to archildrens.org/toysandgifts #Championsforchildren

Excited that so many parents came out to CJHS Open House. Left feeling like I earned a medal for surviving the crowds. Thank your teachers (b/c that is a tough job)!

Brian Epstein fixing up The Beatles is like the most successful Queer Eye make over of all time.

Warren Buffett spends about 80% of his day reading, and read 600-1,000 pages a day when he started his investment career.

Shake, rattle and donate! We are in need of teethers and rattles for our babies. We give more than 100 rattles and teethers to our patients every day to keep them happy and content. Please donate some today! More info: archildrens.org/toysandgifts

#doublestandard

It’s like it’s been set up to fail. 4500 Arkansans losing access to healthcare b/c the state website doesn’t function well & poor, rural Arkansans have no or limited internet access.

Shake, rattle and donate! We are in need of teethers and rattles for our babies. We give more than 100 rattles and teethers to our patients every day to keep them happy and content. Please donate some today! More info: archildrens.org/toysandgifts

I love that I can walk into a waiting room full of theatre parents and ask, “Where can I buy black leggings for my 11 year old son with a tiny waist & no rear end?” And they all respond in unison, “Wal-Mart, $3.98. Girls’ section.”

Looking for stories for This American Life about libraries. Help! DM me with your story about a library, that took place in a library, etc. <3

I wish ✨Nicola Scott✨ would design & decorate my house. I want to live in her art.

I am so disappointed. Please, please take the time to learn what being homeless is actually like in Arkansas. Do it for our future. Do it for your faith. Do it because it is the right thing to do.