Nothing says go back to yoga like pulling a back muscle from napping.

Shyness and daydreaming are often mistaken for resting bitchface and aloofness. #shypeopleproblems

I love when you wake up and can see everything clearly and think, "it's a miracle!", and then realize that you fell asleep in contacts.

LA has become 1 part ghost town and 2 parts as legally close as we can possibly be to a citywide nudist colony. #heatwave

My nerd brain jumped for joy when John Wesley Shipp showed up in #theflash premiere. #90skid

It's an easy choice to criticize,but it's a stronger choice to try to understand.#lifelessons #ikindastolethatfrom #smallville #judgemelater

I love watching people open gifts. When you nail it, I feel like their expression is the same one they've had since childhood. #priceless

@alison__wright it was a pleasure to talk to you as well, and thank you! Can't wait to see more of you this season and break legs in NYC! 😄

I mean if I'm being honest with myself my favorite movie is actually, "Beastmaster II: Through the Portal of Time." #arthouse #90skids

The dog's story in that @homeaway commercial, tho. #heartstrings #puppylove

This kid has a superman Lego...will not steal toys from children, will not... #adultproblems

Yay! The season of everyone telling me I know nothing and calling me a bastard of the north is back. #GameofThrones

When you actually find the beyond part of Bed Bath & Beyond and go, how long has this been here? They sell beauty supplies!?!

Social media fights are always a bit ridiculous. It's like the kid who starts a fight during recess just so everyone else can see.

I made bread today...just really proud of that...

Every time I open a milk carton I feel like a champion.

I think this week I'm going to focus on bringing back doodyhead as serious insult. It was so powerful when I was five.

Adrian Snow stoked to talk with you next week on the show. You are very smart. And I appreciate your bluntness!