My Good Friend Felicity suggested I create a "twitter account". I do hope my messages reach the people of the world in good health. Warm Regards, Laine

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Did you all know I used to live in a clocktower? Haha... that was some time ago now. I occasionally find myself missing its cold, dark, broken, dirty, sad stone walls however now I live in a comfortable apartment and a beautiful woman buys me "soap bars" to eat

My Friend Felicity believes that because she and I can both purr, we are both cats. But I know that I am not a cat. I will stand by this.

If you pierce these with your fangs and then hollow them out it helps to reduce bloodthirsty cravings. Hopefully this helps!

Next month is Valentine's Day, the Best Calendar Day of Year and one of the cleverest things humans have ever thought of, and I am prepared. I have "ordered" a chocolate "fountain" off of "the internet".

The full moon is restorative much like love from a woman. I think if I were to look at the full moon on a clear night whilst holding hands with my girlfriend I would most likely perish? Experts Tell Me as Much

Blood Yummy

FELICITY PLEASE I BOUGHT YOU A GIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LOOK AT THE GIFT AS WELL!!!! I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THE BOX BUT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

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I love Mario Sunshine. I envy him. I cannot go in the Sunshine as he does... for I am a wambire.

Did you know, that if you eat mosquitoes, you are in fact consuming the small amounts of human blood that they themselves have sucked up? And it is both perfectly normal and acceptable for a bat to be eating a mosquito. Some might even say: helpful to humans...?

So, for this chocolate fountain, you can put other stuff, I'm assuming... that's thicker than chocolate?

The human child patrons of our candy store sometimes ask me "If I am A Dracula" or if I "am a nice Dracula" or if I "know Dracula"... what is a Dracula. Should I know?