I asked a pupil to rhyme something with ‘orange’. As we’re a Scottish school, he proceeded to say I had a ‘braw-fringe’.

Quote from our school janitor: ‘We’ve officially had more Prime Ministers than fire alarms in the past year.’

Please settle a debate … what colour is Mr. Bean’s car?

Wales without Bale is like like The Edge without a delay pedal.

Xmas is the most wonderful time of the year ... #christmasconcert #chamberchoir #christmasmusic

Do you like listening to beautiful music? Music that you may have never heard before? This has around 242,000 views on YouTube and is stunning. Sabina will steal your heart. #warnermusic youtu.be/BP3yfnZ92fQ

Great view of the planets 🪐 tonight in Stornoway.

What do you call an Italian with no friends? Naples.

Me, when I’ve got no one to play against on FIFA…

My Emergency Alert sound came from my fish tank… one of them has a phone!

Anything to get Erling Haaland on yer team 👏👏👏😆

Watching #miraclemeat on channel 4 reminded me of Ghostwatch! Ahh the memories. Take a bow Gregg Wallace 👏 👏 that was great TV. The man showing you about the factory was the most convincing! Dark thought-provoking TV.

My son has just introduced me to WWE . They really need to get VAR introduced ASAP!!!

“Late night, come home …”

Hey, Stuart Cosgrove If Kyle Cameron was captain for saints today (number 4) but was officially down as ‘trialist’, does that make him the first ever trialist to captain an SPL team? Achievements already before the season has even started. 😂

These guys are simply amazing. Go listen. 👂

If you thought we forgot, you're very much mistaken. Start your Tuesday off the (Drey) right way with 45 minutes of loosely based St Johnstone chat. lands at midnight.

This is my favourite podcast. Reminds me of Perth! Top banter from these two.

Anyone want to sponsor me to take my kids to this match? I’ll hit you up with my justgiving page… 😳